fallontonight:

"A zoo in China says it has a depressed panda so it just installed a TV in its cage to cheer it up. So that means right now, a depressed panda could be watching our show. And we thought we’d tell some jokes specifically for Seesha the Panda, and see if we can’t make her feel any better. Here we go.” 

 

intosnarkness:

intosnarkness:

i know it started as a joke, but asking myself how I’m gonna be an octopus about this is actually kinda motivating? cause octopodes are so fucking flexible. how am i gonna be one about this?

cephlopositivity

(via vongeek)

moonager:

illuminati

(via jjusttlistenn)

safaribrowser:

get your game ondrive safe

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

(via thebergeronprocess)

nicolegendary:

geoff walks into the club like [x]

(via merlotlineftw)

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

(via ruinedchildhood)

nightshadezero:

I found the Krispy Kreme where he was back at it again.

Oh, internet.

(via thebergeronprocess)

I’m so fucking done with people acting like two uneven goals from Columbus is the ~world’s best comeback~ solely because they’re playing the ~evil terrible Penguins~

paulmartinamericanhero:

Some fans were looking to have a good time with Niskanen.  Niskanen was just letting them know that maybe his girlfriend was more interested in him than him. I got more money than you.

paulmartinamericanhero:

Some fans were looking to have a good time with Niskanen.  Niskanen was just letting them know that maybe his girlfriend was more interested in him than him. I got more money than you.

I answer to Catherine and Bethany. I'm 26, I'm a native New Englander, a Bruins and Penguins fan, and I fall along both the Autism and queer spectra. I am an unemployed speech assistant still figuring out what I want to do with my life. Happily taken. I'm an ultra-liberal, bordering on socialist, and my cynicism knows no bounds.

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